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Dear Editor,

I thought I should contact all you gentlefolk as I am in such a happy mood having just become the owner of the latest Apple iPod, my third in black and chrome.

What an incredible machine. The design is so beautiful I took it to bed last night.

Absolutely gorgeous with sound and video to match. Massive 30 gig flash memory, and that's just the smaller one.

Thank you Apple the makers of computers and suchlike; so superior in quality and without 'malware.'

Apple is now worth more than Hewlett-Packard and fast catching IBM and Intel in stock terms. It outsells Dell by a mile

After the anticipated wealth from the worldwide rollout of the new iPhone and a new OS coming in the autumn which, by the way, is totally Unix based, Apple will probably be the best earning (relative) Co. in the US and that's hard to achieve according to US Market analysts.

I feel so sorry for you guys with your beige boxes and 'Microshaft' software continually having to check for worms, and germs whilst coping with system crashes.

I feel so superior today as such naivety is all around me.

Regards to you all,

A happy Rags reader
(The wise one gloats)