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Some Good Advice

Posted by finkle on Jul 27, 2005 - 08:03 PM
Filed under: Articles, Finkle's fun

Finkle's fun

SOME GOOD ADVICE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all do with a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished...






...before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, the Valium, half a cheesecake and a box of Terry's All Gold.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Finkle have a lay down now

Finkle


 

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