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OH CARROLL !

Oh Carroll, don't let him steal your heart away
He’s leaving Shepway alone and I’m gonna learn to dance
even if it takes me all night and day.

You climbed into your machine so you could cruise on out
You knew a swingin' little joint where you could jump and shout
It was not to far back off the highway, not so long a ride
You parked your car in Folkestone, you walked inside
A little cutie took your hat, Cuffley was her name
and you thanked her, ma'am, but her grass got too high
Every time you tried to make the scene you find that the toilets andyour lies were jammed

And if you wanna hear some music like the LibDems are playin'
Hold tight, pat your foot, and let 'em carry him away
Don't let the heat overcome you when they talk so loud
Howard won again and that’s when Winning Here was panned

Oh, don't the LibDems intrigue you when they get in a crowd
They can't dance, you know they wish they could
We got our eyes on you baby, 'cause you dance ain’t good

Oh Carroll, don't let him steal your votes away
I'm gonna learn to dance if it takes me all night and day

Don't let him steal your heart away
I've got to learn to dance if it takes you all night and day

Oh Carroll

With apologies and thanks to Chuck Berry

Finkle wonders on his replacement

Finkle