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New Breeds of Dogs

Posted by finkle on Mar 25, 2005 - 08:01 AM
Filed under: Articles, Finkle's fun

New dog breeds

by Finkle

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh, never mind.... I Finkle get a poop a scoop